"Don't Look! Hot Babe at 2 O'Clock!"

Anyone who's ever been on a beach with a bunch of guys, young or old, has experienced the whisper at an approaching bikini-clad babe "Hey, check that out", "Whoa, look what's coming our way" or, in this case, "Don't look! Hot babe at 2 o'clock!" The sentiment is the same whether man or wood. Stand still and try not to stare. It's the testosterone of trees.

Original, Limited Edition Giclee Reproductions, and notecards available**